A guy is sitting quietly at the bar. Suddenly, a bass drop hits, and fifteen people in Spiderman suits start dancing frantically around him. The bartender says, “Don’t worry, it’ll be over in 15 seconds. It’s a 2013 thing.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Salt Shaker
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The Blind Man
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2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
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71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
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2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!