“We’re the three best friends that anyone could have!” “Until the credit card bill from the strip club arrives, then it’s every man for himself.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!