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A woman in a red cloak walks in. The bartender says, “Under his eye… we have a 2-for-1 special on mimosas.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

@CyberSteve07/04/2009 11:01Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@WinAmp_Shaker07/01/2010 20:51It really whips the llama's ass!

@Forrest_Gump_8801/23/2007 21:16Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/12/1995 02:22Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Sum41_Skater01/31/2000 05:43In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/30/1999 08:33Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@WordPress_Fan_0309/29/2015 21:33The best thing since version 1.0!