Andrew Garfield went to war without a gun. I won’t go to the bathroom without my phone.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.