Now he wants to be a drummer. My house sounds like a construction site for three hours every night.
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
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