“The wait is part of the experience.” “The wait is why I’m annoyed.”
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I should make a game about this joke.