Why does a Guinness take so long to pour? Because it’s waiting for the New Millennium.
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
A wild laugh appeared!