Half of us are still wearing flannel because we haven’t realized the 80s are actually over yet.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Taking a photo of me laughing!