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1995 Archive: The Grunge Leftovers

 Half of us are still wearing flannel because we haven’t realized the 80s are actually over yet.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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 My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »
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 My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Espresso" Summer
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2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
 CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
 I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

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@MIRC_Operator11/08/2012 16:28/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy08/02/2008 21:15Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@ChatRoom_Queen11/11/1999 08:25A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@DVD_Collector11/22/2015 04:03Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Emule_Donkey12/27/2008 02:25Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Ermahgerd_Girl04/04/1998 15:15ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Ultima_Online_V05/02/2006 07:12Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Selfie_King_0509/17/2006 07:15Taking a photo of me laughing!

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