“Welcome to the meeting for people who can’t stop checking their email. First, let’s all put our BlackBerries in the bin… Wait, why is everyone crying?”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
My followers need to see this!
Taking a photo of me laughing!