Why did the dad buy a new grill in 2005? Because he wanted to “YouTube” his burgers—actually, he just wanted to flip them while his kids watched.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
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