2000 Vintage: The Grass

Why was the grass so messy? Because it hadn’t been “mowed” in a while.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

It had too many problems.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

@Geocities_Builder11/23/1995 04:53I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/28/2014 23:45I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/30/2007 14:32Super green! Hilarious!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball08/23/2015 17:15Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Rocket_Power_9903/13/2014 13:57We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Shagadelic_9707/12/2001 07:16This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Fire_Background06/07/2015 05:49This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Neopets_Trader12/29/2006 20:00Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Dark_Web_Joker03/01/2011 16:35Found this on the deep end of the net.