Why does a golf ball always look so stressed? Because it gets “hit” all the time.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?
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