1996 Classic: The Glassware

A guy asks, “Why is this beer in a tall, skinny glass?” The bartender says, “It’s on a diet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle01/11/2007 04:53What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Eminem_Fan_0004/11/2010 06:19Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Mainframe_Manny02/13/2005 10:00Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax06/28/2000 09:56I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/23/1998 23:02Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Second_Life_Avy02/04/2003 13:10In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Facepalm_Master04/04/1997 02:40I facepalmed and then I laughed.