Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I choose to believe it’s funny.