What do ghosts eat for dinner? “Spook-hetti.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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Q: Why did the man get...
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Why did the power went out at the school?
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