My husband thinks he’s a world-class chef now because he can squish a burger between two hot plates.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!