1995 Vintage: The Garbage

I told her I’d take the trash out. She reminded me every ten minutes for two hours until I finally did it.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/02/1995 00:59Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Angelfire_User04/08/2004 19:51Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/08/2013 23:38This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Unix_Wizard07/16/1999 16:01sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@American_Psycho_P04/23/2002 08:03I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@PeanutButter_J03/21/1998 00:36It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Charlie_Bit_Me05/29/2010 15:03Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@LiveJournal_Deep11/07/1997 14:03Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.