A man in a blue tuxedo from Korea just taught the entire planet how to ride an invisible horse. I’ve seen my boss do it, I’ve seen my grandma do it, and I think I need a vacation from the internet.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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It really whips the llama's ass!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Very nice! Great success!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!