Why was G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra a target? Because the “accelerator suits” were just a fancy way of hiding the fact that nobody on screen knew what they were doing.
Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
2023 Archive: Worst Actress
Why Megan Fox? For Johnny & Clyde, a film so small it could ...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I see what you did there. Clever!