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2005 Classic: The Fun with Dick and Jane

 “We’re turning to a life of crime!” “Let’s start by sneaking our own snacks into the movie theater.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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The Neighbor’s Grass
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior11/25/2003 21:42I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Malware_Hunter06/11/1996 11:46Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Cipher_Steak10/13/1995 17:51Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Memento_Guy01/11/2001 18:59Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Hamster_Dance_X07/19/2004 21:07Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Confused_Travolta12/29/2011 12:31Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

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