What do you call a frog that’s looking for a job? An “unhoppy” frog.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
One does not simply read one joke.
High five for this joke!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Posting this to my own wall right now!
Taking a photo of me laughing!