Why was the menu so political? Because in 2003, we were still calling French fries “Freedom Fries,” even if they were served next to a very traditional turkey.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!