1998 Legacy: The Foster’s

A guy orders a Foster’s. The bartender says, “That’s Australian for ‘I’m going to need a bigger glass’.”

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@Motherboard_Max12/20/1995 17:51This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Trinity_Matrix08/09/2006 22:29Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Memento_Guy01/07/1995 20:10Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Footloose_Ren03/19/2005 09:37Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Philosoraptor_X08/25/2002 01:18If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Under_Const_Gif03/15/2012 03:04This site is never finished... with humor!

@PopUp_Blocker_X04/07/1996 05:50I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.