I told my doctor my hip hurts. He didn’t check for arthritis; he just asked, “Were you trying to do ‘The Floss’ at a wedding?” I said yes. He wrote a prescription for “Retiring from the dance floor.”
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
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The Second Opinion
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The Sleep Study
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2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
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2025 Legacy: The End
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The Busy Specialist
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
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