Why was 2008 a “good year” for lawyers? Because “one man’s cardboard box is another man’s billable eviction.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
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A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
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A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!