A guy tells his wife, “I want a recount of last night.” She asks, “Why?” He says, “I’m sure there was at least one more ‘vote’ for my performance, but I think I’m dealing with some hanging chads.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
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Heh heh heh. Good one.