Why was the dad so sad when the bird game was deleted? Because it was the only thing “flying” in his house besides the dust.
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.