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2015 Classic: The Fitbit Goal

 “I hit my 10,000 steps!” “By walking?” “No, by shaking my arm while watching Game of Thrones so the watch thinks I’m productive.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic12/22/2008 12:55That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Gladiator_Proximo05/21/2010 10:06Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Pirate_Bay_9901/28/2010 16:43Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Lock_Stock_Two01/07/2013 01:23It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink05/28/2015 23:42I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Kill_Bill_Bride03/18/2003 10:57I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Steve-O_Wild08/23/2005 12:59Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@One_Does_Not_S12/18/2014 18:41One does not simply read one joke.
@StumbleUpon_User06/28/2003 21:50I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Futurama_Fry_M05/27/2004 03:40Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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