“I hit my 10,000 steps!” “By walking?” “No, by shaking my arm while watching Game of Thrones so the watch thinks I’m productive.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
One does not simply read one joke.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.