1997 Vintage: The Fish Tank

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A “fsh.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because he Neverlands.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson05/22/1996 01:49WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Matrix_Rebel08/13/2011 20:23I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/15/2012 23:01Laughing is as laughing does.

@Napster_Search03/10/2004 19:08Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@BitTorrent_0111/01/2015 14:45Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@GL_HF_Runner04/23/1998 01:52Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!