A guy walks into a bar and yells, “I am eating a pretzel!” The bartender asks, “Who are you talking to?” The guy says, “My 14 followers. I call it ‘Twittering’.”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
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2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!