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1995 Classic: The First Exoplanet

Why did we care? Because we realized there were planets around other stars, and we were still stuck on Earth with dial-up internet.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer05/20/2011 14:32You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Pirate_Bay_9906/12/2014 12:20Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Lock_Stock_Two08/17/1996 08:38It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Leeroy_Jenkins01/15/2007 17:29At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Podcast_Listener10/26/2002 06:38I’ll mention this in my next episode!
@Last_Commenter07/13/2004 18:29Saving the best laugh for last!

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