Why did the lawyer represent the shark in Finding Nemo? He argued that “Fish are friends, not food” was a non-binding verbal agreement made under duress.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Pad
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!