2012 Classic: The Final Apocalypse

Why didn’t the lawyer survive the end of the world? Because he was too busy trying to file an “Extension of Time” for the universe.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

@Hotmail_Checker12/30/1998 05:46Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa04/01/2012 23:09They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Diva_Plavalaguna06/21/2002 16:51The highest note of humor!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance08/15/2003 07:31Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Starcraft_Zerg12/21/1997 06:20Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Android_Bot_9912/20/2010 12:27Beep boop. Humor recognized.

@Influencer_9903/20/2001 22:07My followers need to see this!