2017 Archive: The Fifty Shades Darker

She wanted to be “submissive.” I told her she can start by submitting to my choice of movie for once.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1601/23/2009 23:11I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Tripod_Member01/15/2008 20:17Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Hanson_Fan_9710/28/2010 08:15Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Ninja_Turtle_R07/03/2002 00:05Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@One_Does_Not_S03/05/2009 12:02One does not simply read one joke.

@Digg_Submitter_0508/19/2015 16:04Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Club_Penguin_Kid09/26/2003 19:07Waddle on over and read this!