2012 Archive: The Felix Baumgartner

A guy stands on top of a bar stool and jumps off. He says, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for my blood alcohol level.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

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Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

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@Buffy_Fan9706/16/1999 05:16Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/11/2015 04:42You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/24/1995 02:41Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Friday_Rebecca09/10/2008 17:23Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Slashdot_Effect09/04/2005 21:00We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Face_Palm_0112/24/2012 00:25Classic. Simply classic.