Why was the driveway 10 miles long? Because the movie had a runway that never ended, and the Dad thought he needed the same distance to park the truck.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.