“I need to go home, my crops are dying!” “Is there a drought?” “No, I haven’t logged into Facebook for three hours and my virtual eggplants are wilting. My life is in shambles.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Very nice! Great success!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!