Facebook is no longer just for college kids. Now my mom is on it, and she just “poked” me. The end of the world is near.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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It really whips the llama's ass!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.