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2006 Classic: The Facebook Open Door

 Facebook is no longer just for college kids. Now my mom is on it, and she just “poked” me. The end of the world is near.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified

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@WinAmp_Shaker12/15/2002 05:07It really whips the llama's ass!
@Dial_Up_King11/26/2003 17:41Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Dorm_Room_Hero06/30/2008 21:51My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Fight_Club_Member11/26/2009 20:41I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Digimon_Tamer06/26/1999 08:53My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/31/2003 17:51My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Digg_Submitter_0508/13/2007 06:25Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Tagged_Network08/08/2001 20:03You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Second_Life_Avy05/26/2011 18:05In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Retro_End_User12/13/2005 03:16The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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