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1997 Archive: The Eye Exam

“Can you read the small print at the bottom?” “It says ‘Your co-pay has just doubled’.”

Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/27/2000 23:38Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Tech_Support_Guy06/07/2005 23:09Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Winamp_Playlist10/13/2015 04:44Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Heathers_Winona11/11/2007 03:54Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Old_School_Frank02/16/2010 10:31We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Nyan_Cat_Space06/01/1999 23:39Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Neopets_Trader04/16/2015 21:47Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Railgun_Sniper01/07/1996 01:33I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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