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2014 Legacy: The Expendables 3

 “We’re getting the whole gang back together!” “To fight a dictator?” “No, to go to the urologist and discuss our joint pain.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
 "Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
 "The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready09/26/2012 07:11If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Rugrats_Tommy06/25/1998 15:57A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Speed_Racer_Go03/26/1997 23:27Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Overly_Attached11/15/2011 07:26I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Happy_Tree_Fans05/15/2014 12:33So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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