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2023 Legacy: The Evidence

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Meta Quest 3” to court? To show the jury the “exact simulation” of why his client is innocent.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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