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2017 Legacy: The Evidence

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Juicero” to court? To prove that “useless and expensive” is a valid business model, not a crime.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1609/07/2011 05:50I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Home_Alone_Kevin10/05/2012 19:35Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Tech_Support_Guy10/19/2006 04:50Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/20/1997 02:50Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Big_Snatch_Boris03/04/2003 22:55Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Doge_Much_Funny11/10/2009 17:16Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Club_Penguin_Kid06/11/2013 14:13Waddle on over and read this!
@Leet_Speaker_7701/08/2008 09:337h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Ultima_Online_V06/15/2011 12:50Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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