2014 Vintage: The Evidence

Why did the lawyer bring a “Fire Phone” to court? To prove that even big companies can commit “technological suicide.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@South_Park_Cartman02/21/2009 07:02Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@DotCom_Survivor03/28/2014 02:10I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Mainframe_Manny11/28/1995 11:45Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Trinity_Matrix08/07/2007 03:24Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Railgun_Sniper10/14/2013 00:42I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Flash_Game_Dev04/16/2008 00:10I should make a game about this joke.

@Me_Gusta_Face01/02/1998 15:19Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Challenge_Acc09/09/1995 17:41Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!