2006 Classic: The Evidence

Why did the lawyer bring a “U2” iPod to court (again)? To prove that “automatic downloads” are a form of “digital trespassing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@BBS_Veteran08/11/1999 16:34Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Simpson_Quotes07/12/2001 22:40D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/16/2008 19:31Silently laughing in the snow.

@Orkut_Member_9907/29/1997 07:12A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob05/15/2014 20:22The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Leeroy_Jenkins07/07/1996 01:34At least I have chicken... and this joke!