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2002 Classic: The Enron Sentence

 Why was the Enron lawyer happy with a 20-year sentence for his client? Because he managed to bill for 40 years of work during the trial.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin05/07/2002 03:25P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Mean_Girls_Regina08/31/2007 23:33Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Tank_Operator03/02/1996 11:50Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Animorphs_X10/20/2004 17:30I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Infoseek_Explorer08/05/2005 01:39Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Slashdot_Effect11/24/1997 20:51We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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