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1996 Classic: The English Patient

 My wife loved it. I woke up during the credits and asked if they ever actually found the patient.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Full_House_Lover06/15/2015 10:16You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Titanic_Survivor04/22/2014 15:42I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa03/28/2003 21:08They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Gladiator_Proximo11/13/2002 04:10Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan09/21/2010 23:18Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan09/26/2012 00:52Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Bam_Margera_Fan10/15/1997 21:38Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Karate_Kid_Wax01/26/2004 02:37Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Better_Off_Dead06/22/2000 15:34I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Influencer_9901/22/1998 11:18My followers need to see this!

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