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1996 Archive: The Encarta 96 Search

 Why go to the library when I can watch a 2-inch video of a space shuttle launch on my computer screen?

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WAP_Navigator03/22/1995 14:41Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor12/27/1996 09:56At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/22/2009 18:32I see funny people... everywhere!
@Linkin_Park_Fan01/21/1999 20:09In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan06/07/2008 06:15Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Digimon_Tamer05/03/2008 23:26My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@E_T_Phone_Home11/26/2007 10:36E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Tuenti_Specialist09/28/2014 09:31A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Starcraft_Zerg11/16/1999 07:54Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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