Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “borrow” from it.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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I see you... laughing!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
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