A guy stands up and says, “Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?” Five guys stand up. The bartender says, “Great, all five of you owe me for that last round.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says, "He's cute, but he can't drink ... read more »
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says, "He's cute, but he can't drink ... read more »
2. 2018 Vintage: The Queer Eye
Five guys walk in and start critiquing the bar's decor and the bartender's beard.Part of the 52 ... read more »
Five guys walk in and start critiquing the bar's decor and the bartender's beard.Part of the 52 ... read more »
3. 1999 Legacy: The Millennium Martini
A guy orders a Martini with three olives. He says, "One for 1997, one for 1998, and one for... read more »
A guy orders a Martini with three olives. He says, "One for 1997, one for 1998, and one for... read more »
4. 2006 Vintage: The Jägerbomb
Still the undisputed king of bad decisions in 2006.Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &... read more »
Still the undisputed king of bad decisions in 2006.Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &... read more »
5. 2008 Vintage: The Closing Time
"Last call! Go home and check your bank statements in the dark!"Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 20... read more »
"Last call! Go home and check your bank statements in the dark!"Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 20... read more »
6. 1999 Legacy: The Old Fashioned
A guy orders an Old Fashioned and says, "I’m staying in the 1800s. It’s safer there."Part o... read more »
A guy orders an Old Fashioned and says, "I’m staying in the 1800s. It’s safer there."Part o... read more »
7. 2020 Archive: The Mask Logic
A guy walks into a bar wearing a mask with a hole cut out for a straw. The bartender says, "That... read more »
A guy walks into a bar wearing a mask with a hole cut out for a straw. The bartender says, "That... read more »
8. 2012 Archive: The Kony 2012
A guy puts a poster on the bar wall. The bartender says, "I'm sure that will solve everything by... read more »
A guy puts a poster on the bar wall. The bartender says, "I'm sure that will solve everything by... read more »
9. 2001 Classic: The Screwdriver
A guy orders one and asks for "freshly squeezed pixels."Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odys... read more »
A guy orders one and asks for "freshly squeezed pixels."Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odys... read more »
10. 2021 Vintage: The Bernie’s Mittens
A guy sits in the corner of the bar wearing a heavy parka and giant wool mittens, looking extrem... read more »
A guy sits in the corner of the bar wearing a heavy parka and giant wool mittens, looking extrem... read more »
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