1999 Legacy: The Millennium Martini

A guy orders a Martini with three olives. He says, “One for 1997, one for 1998, and one for the end of the world.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

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@Toy_Story_Woody10/23/1995 03:41There is a joke in my boot!

@Pentium_Power03/10/2004 13:46My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Kernel_Panic_9802/11/2003 12:14This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@SoundBlaster_AWE01/15/2006 02:07Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/09/2001 08:18In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Weird_Science_G12/19/2009 23:16We created a monster... of a joke!

@Spawn_Camper_J02/27/2003 17:35I’m staying right here until I read every joke.